How to get a game used bat!

Ok.  THE STREAK continues.  This is the 4th game used bat that Wyatt has gotten this YEAR!  It's not too hard to get one.  (1) You simply watch the game. (2)  Listen for that sound of a player hitting the ball and the bat being broken.  (3) Watch the bat boy run out, pick it up, examine the crack and head to the dug out.  (4) Your son or daughter asks you..."is that one broken?" (5) You answer, "yep."  (6)  In the ninth inning stand at the top of the stadium's, seating section, where the steps go down to the side of the dugout where the bat and helmet rack is located. (7)  At games end, have your kid jog down the steps to the first row and lean over into the dugout.  (8)  As the players grab the bats simply tell your child to say..."Hey, number 20" or if his name is on his uniform "hey Mitchell..." is there a broken bat I could please have?  BINGO!  You have a game used bat.  Most have some sort of player handwriting or manufacture notations on them not to mention lots of pine tar.